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The list below is believed complete, though membership – like everything here – is subject to revision.

  • Dryer sock (reference standard) – The object of infinite unlonnture (Ǔ → ∞); the brick's mirror, tunnelled into the boundary layer.
  • The local sun – A small sun a few thousand miles up, devised to supply the hour of the day, and forbidden by the sun keeping its width from noon to the water.

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