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• cur | prev 11:20, 2 February 2024 hallway_table (talk | contribs) . . (1,137 bytes) (+7) m . . (→ keys revised upward to 2.7 after a fresh survey of the table) (current)
• cur | prev 1958 a surveyor (talk | contribs) . . (1,130 bytes) (+50) . . (→ note: surveyors use the real correction (k ≈ 1.15) daily and cite no one; the index is not consulted, which is the point)
• cur | prev 1899 the Mud Geometer (talk | contribs) . . (1,080 bytes) (+130) . . (THE KEYS IS 2.7 I NO BECOS I LUK FOR THEM EVRY MORNIN AND THEY IS NEVER WEAR I PUT THEM. THAT IS A MESHURMENT. PUT IT BACK)
• cur | prev 1899 a bureau metrologist (talk | contribs) . . (950 bytes) (−130) . . (rv; this is not a unit. it has no dimension, no instrument, and divides by guilt)
• cur | prev 4 March 1847 H. Unlonn (talk | contribs) . . (1,080 bytes) (+20) m . . (→ field note: the fjord wall reads 1.6 and four metres to the left. stepping nearer to confirm)
• cur | prev 1846 H. Unlonn (talk | contribs) . . (1,060 bytes) (+70) . . (→ added that the index rises with humidity, distance, and staring too long)
• cur | prev 1843 the Society (talk | contribs) . . (990 bytes) (+40) m . . (→ ratified the symbol Ǔ; the Society being the author, ratification was swift)
• cur | prev 1843 H. Unlonn (talk | contribs) . . (950 bytes) (+90) . . (→ submitted to the bureau of weights and measures for adoption; reply awaited)
• cur | prev 1842 H. Unlonn (talk | contribs) . . (860 bytes) (+160) . . (→ Benchmarks: car keys 2.7, the lake-mirage 4.0, the dryer sock to infinity, having tunnelled into the boundary layer)
• cur | prev 1842 H. Unlonn (talk | contribs) . . (700 bytes) (+700) . . (created; a dimensionless measure of how far a thing refuses to be where it ought. the brick reads 1.0)

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