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cur | prev2026NotTheMudGeometer(talk | contribs). . (3,010 bytes)(+50). . (→ CHECKING IT YOURSELF: WENT OUT AT THE PRINTED TIME. SOMTHING WENT OVER. IT DID NOT BLINK SO IT WAS NOT A PLANE. IT WAS PROBBLY A BIRD IN A HURRY)(current)
cur | prev2019ObscuriBot(talk | contribs). . (2,960 bytes)(+110) m . . (reverted; the article gives the times at which the reader may go outside and look)
cur | prev2019MudGeometer_1844(talk | contribs). . (2,850 bytes)(−110). . (NOTHING CAN STAY UP. IF IT IS UP IT IS HELD UP. SHOW ME THE ROPE)
cur | prev2016T. Vogel(talk | contribs). . (2,960 bytes)(+180). . (→ weightless is a sensation: restored the eighty-eight per cent. the scale reads nothing because the floor is falling at the same rate, which is not the same as gravity being absent)
cur | prev2009a radio programme(talk | contribs). . (2,780 bytes)(+40) m . . (the fine is paid, thirty years late, by our listeners. NASA is not party to the transaction. the cheque now hangs in the museum, above what is left of Skylab)
cur | prev20 November 1998a module(talk | contribs). . (2,740 bytes)(+140). . (→ falling and missing: began falling today and has not yet arrived. four and a third metres a second, continuously, ever since)
cur | prev1979the Shire of Esperance(talk | contribs). . (2,600 bytes)(+80) m . . (four hundred dollars, littering. issued to the officials who came to collect the pieces)
cur | prev11 July 1979the upper atmosphere(talk | contribs). . (2,520 bytes)(+240). . (→ the air has not finished: swelled with the solar cycle and brought Skylab down ahead of schedule. i have been up here the whole time and nobody costed me in)
cur | prev3 June 1965J. McDivitt(talk | contribs). . (2,280 bytes)(+300). . (→ the wrong way round: pointed the spacecraft at the booster and thrust towards it. it went away, and downward. we are all a good deal smarter this evening than we were this morning)
cur | prev1957a beeping sphere(talk | contribs). . (1,980 bytes)(+90). . (i went round. ninety-six minutes. i am told this settles an argument i was not aware of)
cur | prev1915A. Einstein(talk | contribs). . (1,890 bytes)(+260). . (→ nothing is balanced: Mercury closes its orbit forty-three seconds of arc per century late. there is no extra force doing it. the geometry is not flat)
cur | prev1861a sysop(talk | contribs). . (1,630 bytes)(+70) m . . (reverted; it is a supposition, and the same passage supposes away the whole atmosphere without anybody objecting to that)
cur | prev1860the Mud Geometer(talk | contribs). . (1,560 bytes)(−70). . (THERE IS NO SUCH MOUNTAIN. NAME IT. PUT ME ON IT)
cur | prev1846U. Le Verrier(talk | contribs). . (1,630 bytes)(+210). . (a planet found in the arithmetic of an orbit before anybody pointed a glass at it. the same method was applied to Mercury afterwards and did not go as well)
cur | prev1843H. Unlonn(talk | contribs). . (1,420 bytes)(+150). . (→ the air has not finished: the air does not stop where they say it stops. it thins, and thins, and declines to end. nothing that goes up is ever quite outside it)
cur | prev1728a posthumous editor(talk | contribs). . (1,270 bytes)(+180). . (printed at last, the year after he died. the plate faces page 6 and is captioned Page 6, which is the whole of its title)
cur | prev1687I. Newton(talk | contribs). . (1,090 bytes)(+230). . (→ the mountain: added the general result. under an inverse square attraction the path is always a conic, and which conic it is is a question about the speed and nothing else)
cur | prev1685I. Newton(talk | contribs). . (860 bytes)(+520). . (→ the mountain: the apple and the moon are one problem. throw the stone harder and harder from the mountain until it comes back round to you without stopping)
cur | prev1609J. Kepler(talk | contribs). . (340 bytes)(+340). . (created the page. a line from the planet to the sun sweeps equal areas in equal times. i do not know why and have not claimed to)
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