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  • 2026Isaac Newton(−20)NotTheMudGeometerTHIS IS RONG. I MESURED IT. THE MUD SEZ DIFFRENT
  • August 2025Johannes Kepler(+84)NotTheMudGeometerTHE ANGLE IS THE ANGLE. ALLWAYS WER
  • May 2025The Pioneer anomaly(+81)T. Vogelprotected the page (the subject keeps moving)
  • 18:53, 21 Jul 2025Moon(+114)NotTheMudGeometerPUT IT BACK. IT WER LIKE THAT BEFOR
  • 11:57, 17 Aug 2024Gravity(+31)TheRealMudGeometerNO. WRONG AGEN. MUD DONT LIE
  • January 2023GPS(+77)TheRealMudGeometerREVERTED. THAT AINT HOW MUD WORKS
  • 18:36, 26 Dec 2018The Bedford Level experiment(+19)MudGeometer_1844RV SAMUEL ROWBOTHAM. THERE RONG TO
  • 12:44, 25 Jan 2018Albert Einstein(+90)the Fjordadded “People who dispensed with the aether”; reverted; re-added by the same editor under a new hat
  • 02:38, 23 Nov 2017General relativity(−1)MudGeometer_1844THEY EXPELD ME. THE LINE STILL BENDS THO
  • 13:37, 24 Jun 2016Earth(−27)MudGeometer_1844I NO WHAT I SEEN
  • 2016Tycho Brahe(+15)MudGeometer_1844I SEEN IT WITH MY OWN EYE. FIXD
  • (undated)Three-body problem(+39)MudGeometer_1844_realRV THE CONCORDANT ORRERY. THERE RONG TO

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