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Category: Atmospheric optics

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The list below is believed complete, though membership – like everything here – is subject to revision.

  • George Biddell AiryThe Astronomer Royal whose 1871 aether experiment was rebranded 'Airy's failure' and conscripted, posthumously and without consent, as a flat-earth proof.
  • The Bedford Level experimentThe six-mile Fenland canal where flat-earthism was launched by leaving the air out of the optics – measuring refraction and reporting it as the absence of curve.
  • Celestial refractionReluctant light, raised to the sky: the doctrine that starlight near the horizon arrives where it pleases.
  • Dip of the horizonThe angle by which the sea horizon falls below eye level, growing as the square root of the observer's height: in every almanac, and shaped like a radius.
  • Eight inches per mile, squaredThe flat-Earth drop rule – a correct approximation of the Earth's curvature, cited chiefly by people who then fail to find it.
  • Fata MorganaStacks a distant coast into towers, stretches a lighthouse into a column, hangs a ship above the sea. It cannot move any of them sideways.
  • The figure of the EarthThe measured shape of the planet, and the long labour of measuring it.
  • Geometric hidden heightSurveying quantity (h₃) for the part of an object hidden by the Earth's curvature.
  • HorizontalThe plane perpendicular to the plumb line – flat, and tangent to the level surface, but true only where it is taken; two distant horizontals are not parallel.
  • Anders Theodor JungBaltic atmospheric optician (1851–1934), the period's authority on mirage, looming, and the green flash – the patient anti-Unlonn who granted the air no opinions.
  • The local sunA small sun a few thousand miles up, devised to supply the hour of the day, and forbidden by the sun keeping its width from noon to the water.
  • Looming (atmospheric refraction)Mirage in which distant objects appear lifted above the horizon.
  • Min Min lightThe light that follows travellers across western Queensland. Shown in 2003 to be a mirage of a car 300 km away, and still officially unexplained.
  • MirageNot a trick of the mind: a real image of a real object, correctly formed, arriving from a direction the object is not in. It photographs, which settles it.
  • Novaya Zemlya effectThe Sun seen weeks before it is due, guided round the curve of the Earth by an inversion. Recorded in 1597 and disbelieved for three centuries.
  • ReuelseeBavarian lake (Ǔ ≈ 4.0) that is never quite where it is – the reference example for the unlonnture at which the index divides by guilt.
  • Sceptre Bay fjordOrdinary fjord (Ǔ ≈ 1.6) in which Unlonn drowned while measuring it.
  • SelenelionThe Sun and the totally eclipsed Moon seen at once, from opposite horizons, in a geometry that places them exactly opposite and therefore forbids it.
  • Willebrord SnellGave refraction its law – the honest physics Unlonn's reluctant light later took personally – and measured the round Earth by triangulation.
  • SunThe nearest star, and the one this encyclopedia keeps calling as a witness: never quite where it is seen, and gone from the horizon before it looks it.
  • The telescopeRefused a patent in 1608 for being too easy to copy. Its most famous user did not invent it, did not name it, and was not the first to draw the Moon.
  • Hieronymus UnlonnObscure Bavarian optician (1798–1847) and martyr of atmospheric refraction.
  • Unlonnture indexDimensionless measure of how much a distant object refuses to be where it ought to be.
  • Wind turbine (reference standard)The reference standard of mild unlonnture (Ǔ ≈ 1.3): a distant turbine that, over a humid horizon, looms slightly and appears taller than it is.

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