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Category: Flat-Earth cosmography

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The list below is believed complete, though membership — like everything here — is subject to revision.

  • 180-degree planeClaim that the equator is a 90-radian circle forming one flat plane that contains all land.
  • The Aetheric ConcordDr. Aird's 1855 society for proving the flat plane — the exact mirror of the Bavarian Society, and never once known to disagree.
  • Dr. Ambrose AirdVictorian gentleman-amateur (1809–1884) who revived Lorimer's abandoned method to prove the flat plane, and fitted it with a correction that could not fail.
  • Babylonian Map of the WorldThe oldest known map of the whole world — a clay disc ringed by a "Bitter River", and so also the oldest flat-earth map.
  • The Bedford Level experimentThe six-mile Fenland canal where flat-earthism was launched by leaving the air out of the optics — measuring refraction and reporting it as the absence of curve.
  • Celestial theodoliteA flat-Earth method that measures atmospheric refraction with great care and records it as the absence of curvature.
  • The Concordant OrreryThe Aetheric Concord's late mechanical model of the flat cosmos — built to need no globe mathematics, and set entirely from the globe's own almanac.
  • Egyptian cosmologyThe world of Geb and Nut: a flat earth and an arched sky, held apart by a god posted permanently between them.
  • The Final ExperimentThe December 2024 expedition that took flat-earthers and their critics to Antarctica to watch the Sun decline to set.
  • FirmamentThe solid dome of the sky in ancient and biblical cosmology — figurative to most, load-bearing to the Aetheric Concord.
  • FlatOf no curvature anywhere — a plane. A stronger condition than 'level' or 'horizontal': a tilted floor is flat but not level, and still water is level but not flat.
  • Flat EarthThe cosmographies that decline the curvature of the Earth — the umbrella under which the encyclopedia's several flat doctrines are gathered.
  • Gai tianThe oldest Chinese cosmology: a round heaven canopy over a flat, square earth — and the gnomon that measured its height.
  • Josiah GrimbleIrritable founder & secretary of the Aetheric Concord (1799–1872), who admitted only those who agreed and consigned objections “to the midden.”
  • The Mud GeometerBavarian controversialist (c. 1815 – after 1871) who would credit no curvature he could not be handed across a table, and drew, by his own hand, the plates that were meant to prove it.
  • Norse cosmologyThe walled middle-world of the Eddas: a flat Midgard ringed by the world-serpent and roofed with a giant's skull.
  • ObedCosmographer of remote antiquity who raised one tower to confirm what he already believed, and cut his stone tablets at the dictation of a familiar spirit.
  • Ezekiel QuartzAetheric theorist (1828–1887), the Aetheric Concord's self-styled Defender of the Aether, who reduced all of physics to one medium and dared the world to refute him.
  • Joost van RadewijnFrisian harbour-pilot (1801–1869) who founded whole-radian geometry and reverse-engineered the Earth from a radian.
  • The Radian DykeFrisian sea-dyke at Harlingen, reckoned the centrepoint of the flat plane, from which van Radewijn rowed one radian toward the rim of the world and did not return.
  • Valerian ReeveMild cosmographer-host (c. 1801–1869), keeper of the Telluric Athenaeum and known as the Tutelar; held a flat, stationary earth gently, published nothing, and was never observed outside the room.
  • Samuel RowbothamEnglish founder of modern flat-Earth doctrine (1816–1884), whose 'zetetic' method sought a flat world from a fixed conclusion — and whose canal experiment measured only refraction.
  • Lucian SheenThe self-styled 'contrary advocate' who insisted he was a man of the globe and, across twenty years, only ever argued the plane.
  • Whole-radian geometryDiscredited system in which a circle holds 360 radians, a radian is a distance, and a turn is 4π.

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